For whatever reason I found myself driving along the path beside a beach... as opposed to in the water at the end of the beach, in one of those jet ski things. Y'know, just cruising.
And then I passed some seals. They weren't on the beach though, other side of the path where there seemed to be trees and stuff.
Anyway, after closer inspection of these seals as I was passing by, one of them turned out to actually be a bear. With cream coloured fur. Y'know, the colour of fur labrador dogs have, like the Andrex puppy.
Anyway, they got disturbed by me driving by and decided to give chase. So I looked the other way and decided I'd blaze on past full swag mode.
Except uh... well, turns out I wasn't driving a REAL jet ski, it was an inflatable one. Yeah, I know, I thought it was a real one too for the 5-10 minutes I was cruising, but I was actually just hopping along on an inflatable one.
And at this point I realized I was fucked. But a voice over started talking, totally Max Payne style. In a grizzled voice he said "I wasn't exactly planning on being savaged by a copyright infringing bear." I then got off my inflatable and threw it to the bear and remaining unmorphed seals.
I had to escape. I looked around desperately for an escape, and noticed the beach was now at the bottom of a 10 foot drop on the other side of a wall now. So I climbed over the wall so I was hanging on the other side and looked down to check if it was okay to land.
There uh.. was another seal sitting there. But I knew it was different from the ones before, mainly due to the voice over; "That one there? That one isn't a copyright infringing bear." So I decided to ledge hang over to it, bit by bit.
I finally got there and jumped down. True enough, this one wasn't a copyright infringing bear. However, after looking around at the rest of the beach, I noticed it was full of copyright infringing bears. All over the place.
I turned behind myself, and the copyright infringing bear from the boardwalk had climbed down. It scratched me right across the body once, and I started running, blood in my eyes game-style.
I made my way towards what looked like a police station or something, some sort of 2-3 story public access building. Running inside, I tried to merge into the massive crowd of people going in and out of the building.
I made my way towards the elevator. As soon as the thing arrived, I had a really bad feeling about what was on the other side of those elevator doors.
They cranked open, revealing the most bog standard green alien ever. He shot me dead.
"Damn, another goddamn Copyright Infringing Bear."
MATE, THAT'S NOT A FUCKING BEAR.
